In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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sharky-bandit:

frillious:

spookyloracarolforhalloween:

frillious:

what kind of song is it when a robot sings about ghosts

I don’t know, what kind of song is it?

death metal

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tumblr user frillious you know that this will always be my favourite pun on this stupid blue website

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joshpeck:

a7xnerd:

unsmokable:

actually kinda hoping hipster blogs make a comeback 

Fuck you.
They deserve to be dead.
FANDOMS RULE ALL

please go outside

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wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

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2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

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sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

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lorenemichelle:

team-joebama:

i just watched this five times in a row

hahahaha…..

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